"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt
highlight of my day
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
Jayne is a Loser
i think i dropped myself as a baby
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
tell ur dog i said hi
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”